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Christine Fills Out A Bunch Of Surveys That She Stole From Trance � � � Thursday, May. 29, 2003 * 01:11

1) Name: Christine

2) Age: 22

3) How old do you want to be: 17

4) Where abouts do you live: Maryland

5) Why are you living there: I�m really not sure, because I don�t even like crabs

6) What makes you so good: huh?

7) Three things you really hate: bananas, religion, and politicians

8) What do you do for a living: not a damn thing

9) Favorite song: mercy street by peter gabriel, and pyramid song by radiohead, and lateralus by tooL

10) Favorite place: ocean

11) Favorite movie: doctor zhivago

12) Last movie you saw: behind the red door, starring kiefer sutherland as a gay man with aids

13) How many glasses of water have you had today:

14) If there was a shark in the water and the only person that was swimming in the water was your enemy what would you do: throw some chum at the shark and try to pull the enemy person out if i could

15) If I gave you $200 what would you do with the money:

buy something pretty to wear

16) Three things you really hate: like i said: the bananas, the religious folk, and the politicians

17) If you had to give something up for 24days what would it be: sex, because i�ve already been doing that for two months

18) You are walking around the shops and you see someone you know but you look like a dag what would you do: what�s a dag?

19) You have to hit someone but you can only choose from one of these weapons which one would you choose

- baking dish

- shopping cart

- tree branch

tree branch, i want to hear a nice resounding wood-smack when i bitch slap the offending mother fucker

20) What was the most embarrassing thing you have done:dunno

21) What is your best story that you tell everyone: i probably tell them about how i love kiefer

22) You are cooking an egg and you open the egg up after have cooked it and there is a baby chicken inside the egg what do you do: drive myself to the hospital because i just had a heart attack

23) Grossest thing you have seen: www.steakandcheese.com, children eating bananas and getting all the mushy banana crap all over their faces

24) What makes you vomit: bananas

25) If you could be someone else who would you want to be: a shapeshifter

26) song title which starts with the letter y and end with the letter e: Yours is No Disgrace, by YES

27) If you had to write a book what would the book be about: how to not get fat

28) There is a fire in your house and your in the shower do you go and get dressed before getting out or do you run out in a towel: run out naked clutching mist and dmitri and steve and clyde to cover my unmentionable parts

29) Three things you would take with yourself if there was a fire:

mist, mitri, stevenclyde

30) What type of mood are you in:

sick

31) What made you in this type of mood: i don�t know where i got the damn infection, i just got it

32) Would you eat a gold fish for $100 000: absolutely not.

34) What's inside the box: the man

35) If you could be famous what would you be famous for? e.g. singer, actor: poet

36) What�s something you have always wanted to do but always have chickened out at the last minute: Pierce my tongue.

37) Have you ever got lost before and if so where: DC in a car, manhattan, harlem specifically, on foot

38) What did you end up doing today: i ended up doing nothing

39) If you could travel some where where would you go: the ural mountains

40) Who is someone famous you want to meet: kiefer sutherland, peter gabriel

41) If you got sucked into a computer game which game would you want to be sucked into and what character would you be: lara croft, tombraider: the last revelation

42) Do you rather playstation 2 or xbox: playstation and gamecube

43) Words you say most often: fuck, dude, what the hell, shut the fuck up, oh my god, look at that guy, hotness, that�s the funniest thing i�ve ever heard/seen, i�m fucking losing my mind

44) Weirdest dream you can remember: the one where the skeleton was on the bottom of the sea and the wine didn�t tip out of the glasses

45) If you could invent something what would you invent: a pill to make me live forever

46) How many chairs can you see: too many, i�m told

47) What did you print out last: directions to somewhere

48) Last time you got up to get something and what was it: an hour ago, to put drops in my ears

49) If you could do one stupid thing in your life what would it be: just one? i�ve already done many

50) How many rolls of toilet paper do you have: about 30

51) Favorite brand name: ralph lauren

52) Favourite clothing store: united colors of benetton or american eagle

53) Last video/dvd you bought: the man with two brains

1) If you could name yourself what would your name be? Dagny

2) Favorite Day of the year: fourth of july

3) Favorite Day of the week: friday i guess

4) Favorite Color: blue

5) Song that describes how you feel about your life: Mercy Street, or Pyramid Song

6) The person that you hate the most: um, all politicians who are not libertarians

7) Favorite Word: fuck

8) 3 qualities in a person that you find attractive: funniness, intelligenceness, libertarianness

9) Most Annoying Celebrity that you wish would go away: rosie o�fucking donnell

10) The song that makes you turn off the radio every time you hear it: anything by avril lavigne or norah jones

11) If you could be anyone or anything, what would you be? peter gabriel�s personal assistant

12) What is the stupidest thing you have ever said? i have no idea

13) One thing you like about yourself: my blinding smile

14) Favorite thing to wear: nothing or very little

15) You can listen to any kind of music but: country or that norah jones crap

16) Most memorable year in your life: this year�s way up there

17) The thing that annoys you the most: the political machine in this country

18) A band that has no business making CDs: norah jones

19) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? never get sick again

20) If you could have anything right now, what would it be? sex

21) Longest relationship: four and a half years now

22) Does true love last forever? certainly. i still love someone i loved long, long ago. and i always will.

23) What�s in your car? cds, car cleaning stuff, documents, lighters and matches, lots of pennies

24) About how many CD�s do you own? around 250

25) If you were to kill yourself, how would you do it? i don�t want to think about that right now

26) What would you do for a thousand dollars? i�m not into doing weird things for money...

27) One word to describe yourself:

libertarian

28) Favorite Food: chocolate peanut butter eggs and cadbury eggs, and pasta and veggies

29) One person you wish you could have sex with: kiefer sutherland

30) Three things you fear the most: death, taxes, and murderers and the IRS

31) Movie that you could watch a hundred times: doctor zhivago

32) Emotion to describe the way you feel about life: agitation

33) Random Word: university

34) How times have you fallen in love? four

35) How many relationships have you ended? dunno

36) Stereotypes people make about you: weird, irresponsible

37) Would you rather talk about someone behind their back or to their face? to his or her face

38) If you could eliminate one thing wrong with the world, what would it be? ignorance

39) Piercings? ears, navel

40) If you could runaway right now, where would you go? kuwait

41) Favorite place to shop: the mall, fool. oh wait, no. pier 1.

42) People who don�t understand you: people who do would be a much shorter list

43) Would you rather be different or like everyone else? it depends on how everyone else is. as it stands, i�d much rather be different.

45) Favorite toy you had when you were younger: my thundercats lair

46) If your life were a CD, what would be the title of it? mercy street

47) Something you can�t understand no matter how hard you try to: how people can believe in things that aren�t there, want things that aren�t theirs, give things away that should never be parted with, and expect everyone else to be as foolish and uncareful as they are.

49) If you could take a picture of something right now, what would it be? dick cheney giving george bush a blowjob

50) Favorite website: mail.yahoo.com

51) One thing you shouldn�t do, but do it anyways: conform.

Yess or No-

1.tobacco- yes, but no

2.alcohol- no, but yes

3.pot- once, didn�t like it, maybe would try it again and it should be legal!

4.psilocybin mushrooms- no, but it should be legal!

5.lsd- no, but it should be legal!

6.speed- no, but it should be legal!

7.coke- no, but it should be legal!

8.crack- no, but it should be legal!

9.opium- no, but it should be legal!

10.heroin- no, but it should be legal!

11.ecstasy- no, but it should be legal!

12.ketamine- no, but it should be legal!

13.caffeine- no, but it should be legal!

14.dxm- no, but it should be legal!

15.mescaline- no, but it should be legal!

16.salvia- no, but it should be legal!

17.dmt- no, but it should be legal!

18.amt- no, but it should be legal!

19.foxy- no, but it should be legal!

20.datura- no, but it should be legal!

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number of....

[x]. Times I have been in love? = three

[x]. Times I have had my heart broken? = too many

[x]. Hearts I have broken? = two that i can be sure of

[x]. Boys I have kissed? = five

[x]. Girls I have kissed? = one

[x]. Men I've slept with? = one

[x]. Girls I've slept with? = none

[x]. Continents I have lived in? = 1

[x]. Drugs taken illegally? = one, i guess, two if you count underage alcohol

[x]. People I would classify as true friends? = three

[x]. People I consider my enemies? = i don�t know right now

[x]. People from high school Im in contact with? = many

[x]. Cd's that I own? = 250

[x]. Times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = three or four

[x]. Scars on my body? = i have a lot of chicken pox scars

seven deadly sins

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? there have been so many

2. What is your weapon of choice? my hands

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? well, sure, why not

4. How about of the same sex? in a heartbeat

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? if you are that person, let me know, and i�ll be sure to smack the shit out of you

6. What is your pet peeve? the sound of chewing

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i keep them for all time

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? i haven�t flossed in fucking years

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? i don�t really know how to answer that, but i�ve slept for like 19 hours before

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:jeannie

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i told my family in law that i couldn�t watch a movie with them because i had to go spot someone at the gym

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? of course

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last week

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? i didn�t use one today, i�m ill.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? mocha frappuccinos

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white

Vegetarians: Vegan or no? when i was vegetarian, i was definitely not vegan

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? about 15 drinks

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? hell no

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? absolutely not

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy foods are usually my favorite

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no!

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? i saw too many naked people through windows and in gym showers in new york to count

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? i have noidea

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? um, absolutely!

4. Have you "done it"? i hope so

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? chest, hands

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no...

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes...

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? i gots no clue

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? pier 1

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? travel around and spend it quickly

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous and rich

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? probably

6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? billions

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? not died

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? had a high IQ and graduated from high school

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? live as a libertarian, free-thinking, free-living person

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? took all my medicine

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i don�t envy my friends

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? lauren, because she actually likes that show

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? a shapeshifter

4. Have you ever been cheated on? i guess not

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i cant think of anything

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yes, it�s very nice

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust

Seven Heavenly Virtues

FAITH

1. What religion do you follow? none.

2. What religion were you raised as? i was loosely raised as a methodist

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human

4. Do you believe in magic? not really

5. What was the last promise you broke? ask justin, he keeps track

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? NO. and i never will.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? absolutely. but my vision of perfection would shock you.

1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? yes, i loved my presents from justin.

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? freedom, victory over depression

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? nope, never will i�d guess

6. Do you gamble? no

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? um, i guess...

CHARITY

1. What causes do you support? i�d support anyone who could bring about anarchy in this country. i also believe in the following causes, but don�t actually support them: free choice, gay/lesbian/bisexual rights, the right to bear arms, extreme freedom of speech and assembly, business and monopolies� rights to operate as they choose, legalization of drugs and abolishment of age restrictions for drinking and smoking, etc etc

2. What causes have you given money or time to? i gave the libertarian party 40 dollars when i was 18, and that was all my money at the time. i saved it up.

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or some other travel-oriented organization? um, no

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes, of course

7. What's the greatest extent to which you've gone to help a friend in need? i do not know

FORTITUDE

1. What are you most afraid of? Dying

2. What did you do today that was really brave? i sprayed salt water up my nose. that took courage.

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? batman, because he�s sexy

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? only justin... everyone else would have to drown/burn to death/fall etc., and that�s the unfortunate truth. i really wouldn�t risk my life for any of you. but i would gladly give my life to save justin�s. that�s how i know i really love him! : )

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more brains, gimme more smarts damn it!

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? oh god yes

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? an impatient observer.

JUSTICE

1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? no

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? i would tear my own fucking limbs off before i�d be forced to serve any country, state, municipality, or province. or dukedom. or fiefdom.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? i really don�t care one way or the other.

4. Which should be guaranteed legal? E V E R Y T H I N G THAT DOESN�T INFRINGE UPON ANOTHER PERSON�S SAFETY, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, OR FREEDOM

5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? fuck, no.

6. What was your favorite media circus trial? i hate the media, and i hate trials.

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yes

TEMPERANCE

1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? everything

2. Do you collect anything? dust

3. Are you addicted to anything? sad songs

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? not that i can remember

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? check card

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: go to school after high school

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? certainly

PRUDENCE

1. Who is the wisest person you know? peter gabriel seems very wise, but i don�t know the man so i can�t be sure.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

no.

3. Do you take advice when it's given? no.

4. What area are you wisest in? freedom

5. Do you drive defensively? no, i just fucking drive

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? for sure

7. What did you learn today? that i like to take surveys

8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? um, justice i guess