64% of adults think children are overrated

blahblahblah       03.15.04 * 23:28

Moments ago it struck me that if all the whiners on the internet (myself included) were to whine together loudly enough, that it could be heard from Mars. I mean, come on. Can't we think of anything positive and productive to write about ever?

"My head hurts!"

"My boyfriend/girlfriend/transsexual friend dumped me!"

"I want to have sex with my best friend's sister who is also my other best friend's girlfriend and waaaah angsty!"

"I h8 skool!"

"Some guy cut me off on the highway! Oh no!"

"My boss yelled at me and it made my ear hurt and I hate my job and I want to quit and move to Madagascar and milk llamas and get back to NATURE!"

I MEAN SERIOUSLY. LET'S GET SOME HOBBIES. OR SOMETHING.

It's like Adam Corolla said on Loveline tonight, re: religious tards:

"Would you idiots stop rubbing your beads and GET TO WORK?! YOU PUSSIES!"


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