Firnexfurpenlas       19.07.05 * 23:45

I have some really important things to discuss.

First, some guy provided me with an exclusive link to Calvin Klein's Official Website! I know we have all been waiting for this for a long time. So HERE IT IS.

Next, I thought you should know that when I read this I laughed so hard that I almost vomited. Maybe you'll have the same reaction?

Furthermore, I feel that these dickheads should kiss my ass.

Penultimately, my karma on Slashdot is "terrible" [sic]. I have important plans underway to improve it, and they involve creating a new user id.

Last, I consider my Sonicare toothbrush to be highly effective for removing plaque (plaque can cause gingivitis!).