Every time the wind blew, we lost the pitcher!       19.08.06 * 19:31

I was at IKEA today. I wanted a pitcher so that I could go home and make / preserve some iced tea. I walked up to a sales associate and this was our conversation.

Me> Do you have pitchers?
Him> Yeah, if you walk around to the other side you'll find them near the plants.
::pause:::
Me> Oh, no, not pictures. Pitchers.
Him> Oh. Hahaha. Uh, I don't know. I don't work in this area.
::My husband's eagle eyes spot the pitchers nearby.::
Husband> There they are!
Him> (still looking directly at me) Yeah. There they are, right there.

I am bothered by the fact that pitcher and picture have become interchangeable. Let's stage an uprising.